New cars, test drives, May I help you?

I want a new car. I am tired of my 1996 J30 Infinity. Yes, I know I should be grateful to even have a car. Yes, I know I don't even have a car payment. Yes, I know there are many things I need worse, well maybe. I just want a new car. It doesn't need to be brand new, just new to me. I don't want a van or an suv. I don't want a sports car or a money miser kind. I just want something inbetween. Something cute and easy to handle. Four doors a must with two kids. A sunroof to let the sunshine in. My husband sells cars so you would think it would be easy. Ha-Ha! Maybe I need to show up on the lot and look really nice and ask to test drive a few. Maybe I need to look around for a nice salesman to help me. Maybe I need to find a nice one owner. Maybe I need to just go buy me one by myself. Maybe. You know what will happen? My husband will sell several cars to people who are just like me. He will tell them what a great car it is and how great it will drive. He will call them honey, darling, sir, and offer them a chair to sit in for comfort. He will be nice, kind, speak respectfully and consider them the customer to please. He will find a way for them to buy. Today I want a new car. I think I will practice. Hello, my name is Miriam, and I am looking for a new car. Could you help me, please? Maybe I'll get lucky and find a nice, honest, goodlooking man who will help me and offer to pay for it. Afterall I do have a connection.